MEGALOMANIA!!!
Goat /vocals
Bennu monkeydragon / guitar
E Pangolin / bass
T Bison / drums

This name SUCKS!
-Goat

OOZE
another summer vacation
no car to drive, just my feet
I should have aspirations
just got some losers to meet

pass by clear cut forest
cans in the concrete creek
rotten trees turning brown
moldy walls falling down

summer sun starts to heat
all the tar in the street
asphalt sticks to my shoes
noxious bubbling organic ooze

plastic bags instead of leaves
rotten trees rotten town
spiderwebs hang from eaves
moldy walls falling down

blind possum bumbling
tiny feet stumbling
stuck in the ooze
blind traffic rolls

Are you SURE this is the final version?!!?!

dorms are cool!?
No parents or whining sibling
no roaches or mouses nibbling
we have a tiny tidy apartment
where the rules are always bent
life in a dorm, it's not the norm,
can't believe it's cool, living at school

a dozen cute girls live next door
but an elephant lives on the top floor
all night music and video games
having to leave sounds so lame!
life in a dorm, it's not the norm,
can't believe it's cool, living at school

Couch potato!
Another day done, brain has quit
feet are sore so I gotta sit
plug it in, gotta veg it out
hook me up to the pixel spout
Time to grow into a tater
watching Mystery science theater!
debris dropped from life’s tornado
Oh let me be couch potato

I'm a spud sprouting on the couch
spine contorting as I slouch
you know I gotta watch my shows!
scary monsters and UFOs!
giant robots, magical girls
learning why a pig's tail curls
debris dropped from life’s tornado
I’m becoming couch potato

blurry

wandering the woods in winter gloom
stompin over roots and sweetgum balls
old farmhouse gray and skeletal
empty eyesocket windows stare back

blurry Sasquatch lurks in the bushes
blurry aliens burning the skies

weak pale sun flees into darkness
ancient dark surrounds you now
pale white lights float in the forest
dance away to lure you deeper

blurry Sasquatch lurks in the bushes
blurry aliens burning the skies

leafless trees surround you now
pale skeletons reaching out
ancient memories of axes chopping
twig shiver as they strain to strangle

blurry Sasquatch lurks in the bushes
blurry aliens burning the skies

Diplodocus
lost in the swamp
plod in the mud
a thousand ton diplodocus
angry silence sucking down
stumbles, tumbles, falls
thrashing, drowning, dies
muddy corpse rotting swelling
you perch on my peeling skin
to squawk and rip and shit and grin
painted with putrid flesh
you regurgitate and retch
my brown and broken bones
dismembered, vandalized
sinking in the goo
buried under words unsaid
hundred million years of shame
catalyze my corpse to gasoline
to generate Anthropocene

tuned down one step, sludgy grungy

see you in the reeducation camp
my socks are full of holes
surviving is my goal
death is winning over life
I just wanted a happy wife

to cure your desperation
they serve you medication
can’t cure any diseases
drugs pay for CEO raises

another stupid endless war
where terrorists win once more
every time I pass the pump
I'm glad I didn't vote for Trump

when I see the price of groceries
I invent new profanities
can't afford grade A meat?
RFK says roadkill's neat!

Will Beavis and Butthead make fun of this???

ALIVE!?
Why am I still alive!?
When too many can’t survive!
Lines crack and break my face
count the stars lost in space
emotions start to putrefy
could almost fall into the sky

How I am still alive!?
far too many can’t survive!
look down at this freaky place
full of people we can’t replace
my angry feet hit the ground
need to shake it with this sound!

Here we are still alive!
Who knows who might survive?
New heroes must arise
light burning stars in the skies
speeding world, frantic race
before time can erase